The Incredibles

The Incredibles

It's Incredible

These past few days have been such an adventure for my family.You probably would not believe all the stuff we went through, in such a short period of time. These were likely the most risky and the scariest moments we have ever encountered, but it has definitely brought our family closer together. We learned how to work together, which we normally can not do very well on a day to day basis. At last we had an opportunity for us all to use the powers we were given, the thing that makes us different from the rest of the world. It was by far the best mission, I have ever fought in my life. My survival is the miracle of my family, without them, I would not be strong enough, and you would not be reading this!

Day One
All was well, I was excited to get back in the game and fight some serious crime. I was sent to a little Island on a  private jet,  and don't ask me where this was because I couldn't  even tell you. Any how, the blonde lady who lead me was very kind. There was a dinner prepared when I arrived, which was nice because I was starving at this point.
However, the man who had called me to this mission did not even attend that dinner which puzzled me, because you would think he would want to go over things and tell me the details for this mission. I also like to know who I am working for, because I didn't want to end up with another troll. After dinner, I was quite tired from the exciting day and decided it was time to rest, plus I was going to need all the energy I could get for my mission.

Day Two
It was a rough day, as I was sent on my first mission to destroy a robot. The thing was so tough to disable, as it learned from my moves and knew how to over power me. I soon realized I had to make it destroy itself, so I hopped on top of it and it started stabbing itself until it hit its control center and shut down. Mission complete! As soon as things were settled down after the mission was accomplished, someone flew in from no where,  and he looked really familiar but I just couldn't put my finger on it. This man called himself Syndrome, and he started going off about how he was going to take over the world. He ranted about how he would  create all these weapons that would make him look like a hero. He was going to kill of all the supers until no one was a super anymore.  I  finally realized that this villain used to be my number one fan, and wanted to be my sidekick, but I simply told him that I work alone.

Syndrome took me as hostage, and then accused me of calling for help. I had no idea what he was talking about as I had never sent out a emergency call. I didn't even know I had a tracking device on me, but I knew it was my wife. I was so petrified because he said he was going to give my wife a warm welcoming, and if it was anything like the welcome he tried to give me, I knew he was going to try to kill her. I felt so weak and powerless, and feeling  like that was a big deal considering my power is super strength. A ton of guilt was crushing me, because if I had lived the normal life, and managed to keep my job we wouldn't have been in that life threatening situation.

It felt like I had been hanging there for hours, but then a sign of hope! The girl who introduced me to this mission came and released me. Apparently she did have a heart,  and then my wife came running through the door. I could not think of a time where I was more grateful, and it felt like an overwhelming rush of strength empowered me. I grabbed her, and gave her the biggest smooch, after all I thought I'd never see her again!

All of a sudden the kids came running in, and I had no idea they were coming! We stole a rocket and were returning back to civilization in order to stop Syndrome from destroying and deceiving our country that he is some hero. It turned out that Syndrome's robot was too smart for him, and he couldn't even dismantle it with his own controller.  As a family we worked together to destroy it, and suddenly I remembered how I destroyed the much smaller version of making it destroy itself. One of its arms had fallen off, so we used the controller to get the arm spinning, and when we were close enough BAMMM!! The arm went right through the center of the robot, and destroyed it completely. Us supers did it, we saved the world from evil Syndrome's robot!

The Aftermath
Everything turned out well, because we supers were now actually allowed use our superpowers to save people from the evil attacking our cities. When trouble arises, so are the supers and then the thieves and villains are going down! This whole experience has brought my family closer together, and we are now free to be who we are rather than what society wants us to be. Freedom has never felt so good, and saving the world well its INCREDIBLE.

Back in the Game!

Mr. Incredible is back everybody! Last night just as I was getting up to go to the dinner table I noticed an envelope on my desk, so curious as to what it could be I opened it. To my surprise it was a top secret mission, and I've been waiting for something like this to happen to for fifteen years. Finally a chance to get back to what I was born to do.

I didn't tell my wife about losing my job, because I really didn't want to worry her and the kids. I told her I was just going to a business meeting, which I felt completely guilty about as |I knew I was lying to her. She was so proud of me too, but technically I was going on a business trip, but it was just not the type of work she thinks I'm doing.  I walk through this normal life right now, and I feel useless without using my powers for the common good.

This afternoon I took a trip to Edna Mode's place to get her to stitch up my super suit, but she simply would not repair it. She insisted on making me a whole new suit, and that she did. Oh man, that woman works fast and the new suit looks amazing! It is definitely a step up from the old one, that is for sure. I am so happy I took the time to actually be fit enough to pull off the super suit.

Anyways, I'm leaving tonight at 6:00p.m, so I have way too much packing to catch up on. I will blog you all about my mission soon enough. I've got business to take care of, so take care!


Sincerely;
Mr. Incredible

suburban life

Monday, January 2011.

It was hard to believe that fifteen years ago, us supers were living in the glory days. I can not say that I do not miss it either. It was just me and the rest of the supers fighting crime, and protecting innocent citizens from psycho villains. Unfortunately, things are not at all like they used to be around here. After an injured bystander created a lawsuit which lead to a political backlash against all of us superheros, we have been forced to live normal lives. On days such as this, it makes me really want to go back to the glory days.

It started out as a typical day in the suburbs. My boss was definitely his usual self as he was cranky as ever, prone to power, and as cold hearted as can be any given day. It was the last straw that broke the camel's back when he pulled out his usual "It's like an enormous clock. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. A clock must be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight. yada yada yada.." He doesn't give a rats ass about any customers needs or helping them, as in his view it is all business as usual.

Anyways, as my boss was going off on his usual rant, I was well occupied with a guy mugging someone out side the window. I pointed the situation out to my boss, and tried to convince him that this madness should be stopped. However, it was obvious he simply did not care. So, as I my hand was upon the cold metal door handle, and my mind coming up with a game plane to stop this thief,  he told me strictly "Not so fast, as much as one foot out that door and you are fired." After he made that statement, that door handle was not so cold anymore... In- fact I'm not so sure how much of it was still left with my hand clenched on to it.

 As all this commotion was going on inside, the mugging going on outside was finished. The darn bad guy got away, due to the fact I allowed this troll inside to have the best of me. That was it, I had enough of his crap! I took him by the neck, and swung his tiny unproportioned body out his office door. Perhaps I was a little harsh but he  certainly asked for it.

Of course now I am currently unemployed, which I truly do not know how to tell my wife. Just the other day she told me she was proud of me, because even though my job is tough, and I have a difficult boss breathing down my neck 24/7, that I stick with it,  through thick and through thin. I just do not know how to tell her, and the fact that we may have to move again will break her and my kids' hearts. We have finally just settled in where we are at now. Personally, I could use a super hero to dig me out of this hole I've trapped myself in at the moment.

My wife is now yelling at me to get to the dinner table, maybe I'll get the chance to tell her tonight. I do not know how we are going to get food on it anymore. However, my bud Ice Man is coming over after dinner so hopefully that will lighten the mood a little. I will blog you the outcome of this shenanigans later,  but duty calls!

Sincerely;
Mr. Incredible